Groovers at the Fed

The Federal Hotel has pushed forward extension works to enlarge the main bar dance floor to accommodate the expected deluge of punters wanting to shake their groove things and meet like-minded rock lovers.

Spokesman for JackOff All Trades Pty Ltd, Perry Natal, was quoted as saying that without the extension it would be hell for the audience.

“They would be forced to stand close to the stage and be subjected to the full magnificent glory of a true rock show including copious amounts of DNA flying off the stage and striking them who knows where,” he said.

Meanwhile, the band have gone into deep rehearsal at a secret location (quite close to Toormina) to hone and fine tune their idiocy and delusions.

Expect a no-holds barred show full of missteps, mistakes and misdemeanours on Friday August 24 when the Groove Robbers storm the Fed.

No one will leave unscathed (although some may find their undergarments later in the beer garden).